π± Funny Plant Markers β Sassy Garden Stakes β Indoor & Outdoor Plant Tags β Gift for Plant Lovers πΏ
Add some sass to your soil with these hilarious laser-engraved wooden plant markers! Whether your plants are thriving or barely hanging on, these quirky garden tags will keep the mood light and your guests laughing.
π¬ Sayings include: β’ thirsty bitch β’ i need a drink β’ little prick β’ not dead yet β’ please donβt die β’ pray for me β’ high maintenance β’ iβm rooting for you β’ i am literally dying β’ you grow girl β’ probably fake
β¨ Product Details: β’ Set of 11 markers (as shown) β’ Laser engraved for lasting durability β’ Made from natural wood β’ Approx. 6β long β’ Perfect for houseplants, succulents, or garden beds
π Great gift for: β’ Plant moms & dads β’ Gardeners with a sense of humor β’ Housewarming parties β’ Birthdays, holidays, or just because
π‘Tip: Pair with a cute plant for the ultimate gift!
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Would you like help creating a mockup image or listing title ideas too? π Options: β’ Set of 12 (1 of each phrase): $20 β’ Single Stake: $5 (please specify the phrase in drop down)
π¦ Shipping Info: Carefully packaged and ready to plant upon arrival! Message me for bulk or custom orders.
Let your plants speak your vibe β order yours today!
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π± Funny Plant Markers β Sassy Garden Stakes β Indoor & Outdoor Plant Tags β Gift for Plant Lovers πΏ
Add some sass to your soil with these hilarious laser-engraved wooden plant markers! Whether your plants are thriving or barely hanging on, these quirky garden tags will keep the mood light and your guests laughing.
π¬ Sayings include: β’ thirsty bitch β’ i need a drink β’ little prick β’ not dead yet β’ please donβt die β’ pray for me β’ high maintenance β’ iβm rooting for you β’ i am literally dying β’ you grow girl β’ probably fake
β¨ Product Details: β’ Set of 11 markers (as shown) β’ Laser engraved for lasting durability β’ Made from natural wood β’ Approx. 6β long β’ Perfect for houseplants, succulents, or garden beds
π Great gift for: β’ Plant moms & dads β’ Gardeners with a sense of humor β’ Housewarming parties β’ Birthdays, holidays, or just because
π‘Tip: Pair with a cute plant for the ultimate gift!
βΈ»
Would you like help creating a mockup image or listing title ideas too? π Options: β’ Set of 12 (1 of each phrase): $20 β’ Single Stake: $5 (please specify the phrase in drop down)
π¦ Shipping Info: Carefully packaged and ready to plant upon arrival! Message me for bulk or custom orders.
Let your plants speak your vibe β order yours today!
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