Plant Markers #1

Add some sass to your soil with these hilarious plant markers! Whether you’re a proud plant parent or shopping for a green-thumbed friend, these laser-engraved wooden stakes are sure to bring a smile (and maybe even help your plants grow with laughter).

🪴 Available Phrases:
• rooting for you
• me so thorny
• stayin’ alive
• grow baby grow
• late bloomer
• high maintenance
• favorite child
• little prick
• thrives on neglect
• pray for me
• leaf me alone
• thirsty af

🌱 Product Details:
• Laser-engraved on natural wood
• Approx. 5.5” long
• Durable and perfect for indoor or outdoor plants
• Great for gifts, garden decor, or plant puns that speak to your soul

🎁 Options:
• Set of 12 (1 of each phrase): $20
• Single Stake: $5 (please specify the phrase in drop down)

📦 Shipping Info:
Carefully packaged and ready to plant upon arrival! Message me for bulk or custom orders.

Let your plants speak your vibe – order yours today!

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